I spoke and corporate America listened!

A year and a half ago, I wrote of my dream: A robotic lawn mower that would save the summers of teens all over the globe. It took me months and minutes of hard thinking, tears, and bloodshed. And now, some bright person at some company listened to me! O frabjous day! Callooh! Callay! (I chortled in my joy)

However, with their excitement in designing, manufacturing and marketing this thing, they made one slightly minor mistake: They forgot to ship me one. I clearly stated in my previous entry:

So, yeah.
Oh, and if any companies actually make this, I want one for free because I came up with it.

I think the burden of proof, innocence and justice now rests in their court.

I humbly request the minds behind the LawnBott to think this over slowly. Ship one to me, or I shall to follow my trail of justice. All vermin will be ignited!

Thank you.


2 Responses to “I spoke and corporate America listened!”

  1. 1 Fahooglewitz1077 April 2, 2006 at 4:29 pm

    Let’s not reference Jabberwocky too much.

  2. 2 James April 3, 2006 at 11:10 pm

    There will always be those who cannot appreciate great classical works. šŸ˜‰

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